ASHLEY BANKRUPT

I will never forget that in the movie “Road to Ninja” Naruto and Sakura were thrown into a parallel universe where everyone had opposite personalities and Sasuke’s main trait was that HE LIKED GIRLS LMAO

biowareproblems:

Me choosing what to remove from my inventory when I’m carrying too much:

withbellzon:

april:

dedicatedsideb:
“you said you’re vegetarian?”
no i said i’m vegeta r a i n

Anonymous:

Do you like BP??

omegaverse:

omegaverse:
omegaverse:
…. the corporation??
BOY PUSSY???
OH BLACKPINK…… their music is not good but I don’t dislike them

swarnpert:

swarnpert:
is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?
‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’
‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

daddy-pops:

sweetascanbee:

I wouldn’t mind doing household chores if I had a rich husband who’d rearrange my guts afterwards

chongoblog:

tahthetrickster:
nudityandnerdery:
cyrenid:
lilacandladybugs:
sleepypurplepandas:
lilacandladybugs:
also it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that tumblr isnt inherently better than twitter and having the ability to use More Words has not done anything in the past to give people on this hellsite any reading comprehension. we’re just lucky 😔
whats the point of having a glass house if youre not throwing stones
you know what nevermind that’s valid
entirely unrelated to the post, but what the fuck is going on in the replies
Fuck up up, fuck down down, fuck left right left right, fuck B, fuck A, fuck select, fuck start.
cha cha real smooth
Imagine getting to the end of this post and agreeing with OP that Tumblr isn’t inherently better than Twitter smh

chai-chahiye-yr:

liquidstar:
liquidstar:
i cant believe there are people out there who will only watch an anime if its on a streaming service like have you forgotten your roots? the anime episodes split up into 3 parts on youtube in low quality? the fansubs that just did whatever the fuck they wanted half the time? the websites that are almost certainly mining your data for bitcoin while showing you terrible ads? they were there for you long before you even knew what crunchyroll was
netflix subs just wont give you gifts like this